1. By the end of the year many United Methodist churches will have adopted the 3rd Sunday in March as Salute to Chester day, in honor of one of the last Hollywood Christian Rebels, Dennis Weaver.

2. The debate continues to rage about whether Bob the Christian Prostitute could be both a prostitute and a Christian.

3. By the end of the summer, Christian TV will be have been shown to be a fraud, having bilked older Christians especially out of billions of dollars over the last 20 years. The question now is; with Jan and Paul in jail, what do we do with all of Jan's wigs?

4. As a gigantic marketing ploy, Acme Fire Extinguisher company will join forces with the Southern Baptist Association and sponsor Bible Buses all across the country. Not sure the media will pick up on the intended affect.

5. It will be hypothesized that Jesus really didn't have long hair and a beard. He was actually clean shaven and tended to sport more of a butch haircut and used ripe fish oil as hair gel. Cut to 2005; guess what fashion trend has hit the mainstream Christian community? Yep.

6. There is the Country Music Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Nascar Hall of Fame. This fall the Neat Christian Guy Hall of Fame opens right off the parkway exit near Pokipsie. Nominations have been slow to come in. So far there is Gilligan and the Six Million Dollar Man.

7. This fall, the debate will begin about whether having 3 services in the morning is really Biblical or not.

8. Bob Tilton will have a vision from God; God told Bob Tilton that if anyone has hair that's too long, there is sin in their heart. But it can be wiped clean with a $1000 donation to Bob Tilton Ministries. As authorities were taking Bob away he was yelling, "read it for yourself". They did. He's going to jail.

9. A fifth spiritual law will be found in August written on the back of a Dew-Drop-Inn receipt in Almira, Washington. Christian authorities confiscated the receipt so we don't know what its says yet. The only comment from the Christian establishment is... "what receipt?"

10. T.D. Jakes will come out with a Sunday School curriculum later this year. It will be called, Kid, Thou Art Loosed! Parents aren't so sure.