The Rebel Flock News

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The Rebel Flock News is the voice of Christian reason, the voice of Christian sanity. Not a voice class, but you may voice your opinions unless you've actually heard (out loud) the voice of God. If that's the case, then please go away; we can't help you. We're nice Christian rebels and given a chance we might grow on you. Your mom would probably like us and offer free food and pop. Mom's know that sort of thing. If you don't agree with us that's fine. Just keep your voice down so we don't wake the kids.



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Updated January 23, 2008