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The Stained Glass Code

In many churches today, stained glass continues to be a big part of the church building itself as it has for centuries. Recently the Rebel Flock News has uncovered secrets of the stained glass code. It's similar to the DaVinci Code only ours is more visual. But even though the Stained Glass Code is as much bs as the DaVinci Code is, we are still risking DEATH by revealing these codes to you. Reason? This is such life-changing information that we're willing to take that chance and besides, these guys are lousy shots.

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The Rebel Flock News is the voice of Christian reason, the voice of Christian sanity. Not a voice class, but you may voice your opinions unless you've actually heard (out loud) the voice of God. If that's the case, then please go away; we can't help you. We're nice Christian rebels and given a chance we might grow on you. Your mom would probably like us and offer free food and pop. Mom's know that sort of thing. If you don't agree with us that's fine. Just keep your voice down so we don't wake the kids.

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Rebel Questions of the Day....

1. What is the protocol when you're teaching Sunday School and a kid is being such a jerk that you want to just smack him?

2. Do you think Sunday School is really worthwhile?

3. In India do Holy Cows speak in tongues? And does it sound like holy moo-talk? Or horse talk? Or sound like a chicken? Cow-talk with an Indian accent?

4. If Jesus were on the earth today, would he watch TBN?

If you have the answers or even an idea I'd love to know what you think. Send e-mail to bob

No commitment, no tithing, no singing, no clapping, no whining, no sorrow, no pain, no sickness, no Saturday church work days, no potlucks, no preaching; it's the perfect church. Please don't come, and please don't bring your friends either!

What is a Catholic - really?

From time to time the Rebel Flock News lifts its ban on serious stuff to bring you fascinating information about religion. To further our knowledge of the world and its' religions, we're starting a series in discovering what the real basis for various religions and beliefs are. Once we know what people really believe, then we can better make fun of them. (Just kidding Sister Mary). :)

This web site was created by The Idea Ranch. If you want to say hi to Bob or yell at Bob or tell Bob he's going to Heaven or Hell, he'd love to hear from you. Send e-mail to Bob

Updated December 21, 2008